There were two priests playing golf.

The younger priest misses an easy putt and says,

“Shit!”

The older priest turns to him and says,

“If you continue to use profanity, God will strike you dead with a thunderbolt right on the spot.”

A little while later, the younger priest misses another easy putt and again accidentally blurts out,

“Shit!”

Immediately, the clouds in the sky proceed to open up.

A ferocious thunderbolt then comes down and strikes the older priest dead.

The younger priest then hears a voice from the heavens shout,

“Shit!”